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Angel's sight
....reopened?!
29 August 2012 @ 07:15 pm
Yeah, after ages... I used the last pink one for years, not that i would spend here too much time, but anyway...I went to search for something all white or red and white when found this one by chance and did fall in love with..
Then again, at the same place there are many others nice... so maybe will change more often from now on...
And just in case you are interested, here is this awesome place's link:
http://scholarslayouts.livejournal.com/
Then again, at the same place there are many others nice... so maybe will change more often from now on...
And just in case you are interested, here is this awesome place's link:
http://scholarslayouts.livejournal.com/
Current Location: On my couch
Current Mood: 
happy with new layout
happy with new layoutCurrent Music: Alanis Morissette - Head Over Feet
19 October 2011 @ 04:19 pm
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.
She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused.
When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing,
she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied,
'Well your Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus,
I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat down under a sign that said,
'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time
and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'
... I just lost it.'
'CASE DISMISSED!!'
29 August 2011 @ 12:02 pm
Yeah, it is from a site where it was labeled as author anonymous... but anyone wrote it, he said just the words I could say to my parents....
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint another one.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be kind to animals.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make my favorite cake for me, and I learned that the little things can be the special things in life.
When you thought I wasn't looking I heard you say a prayer, and I knew that there is a God I could always talk to, and I learned to trust in Him.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you make a meal and take it to a friend who was sick, and I learned that we all have to help take care of each other.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house and everyone in it, and I learned we have to take care of what we are given.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn't feel good, and I learned that I would have to be responsible when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's all right to cry.
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be.
When you thought I wasn't looking I learned most of life's lessons that I need to know to be a good and productive person when I grow up.
When you thought I wasn't looking I looked at you and wanted to say,'Thanks for all the things I saw when you thought I wasn't looking.'
29 August 2011 @ 07:10 am
So, no, i did not invented them just found in old mails...but when reading, yeah, they make sense for me... what about you???
Look people in the eye.
Sing in the shower.
Own a great stereo system.
If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
Keep secrets.
Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
Always accept an outstretched hand.
Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
Whistle.
Avoid sarcastic remarks.
Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
Lend only those books you never care to see again.
Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
When playing games with ! children, let them win.
Give people a second chance, but not a third.
Be romantic.
Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for our convenience, not the caller's.
Be a good loser.
Be a good winner.
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
Keep it simple.
Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the one's you did.
Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
Begin each day with some of your favorite music.
Once in a while, take the scenic route.
Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
Become someone's hero.
Marry only for love.
Count your blessings.
Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
Wave at the children on a school bus.
Remember that 80 percent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
Don't expect life to be fair.
27 August 2011 @ 08:38 am
Farmer Joe decided the injuries he sustained in a recent traffic collision were serious enough to sue the trucking company whose driver had been responsible for the accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer grilled farmer Joe.
"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident that you were fine?" asked the lawyer.
"Well I'll tell you what happened," farmer Joe responded.
"I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the ..."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted tersely.
"Just answer the question. Did you or did you not say that you were fine?!"
"Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road ..."
By this time, the lawyer was red-faced.
"Judge," the lawyer said, "I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told he highway patrolman that he was just fine. Now, several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please instruct this witness to simply answer the question."
"No," the judge said. "I'm fairly interested in what he has to say about about his favorite mule Bessie."
"Thank you, judge," farmer Joe said.
"Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side."
"I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. But I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans," farmer Joe continued.
"Shortly after the accident, the patrolman got there. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me."
"He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?'"
26 August 2011 @ 11:25 am
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "manager." The questions are not that difficult.
How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer : Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer : Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting World wide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Andersen Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most management consultants have the brains of a four-year old.
14 August 2011 @ 10:08 am
Could coffee be so healthy that it extends life expectancy or is it an unhealthy, dangerous drink?
Here’s the fantastic news: It is becoming increasingly clear that coffee is probably a boost to life expectancy and disease prevention.
So for all those who does not like the coffee too much, to see there is a reason. And for the coffee lovers to see there are some more reasons... for a cup of coffee...
The Health benefits of coffee
- The caffeine in the coffee acts as a stimulant.
- Coffee encourages the production of cortisone and adrenaline, which are both stimulating hormones.
- Coffee increases memory recall and logic comprehension.
- People who drink at least two cups of coffee/day score better on basic IQ tests.
- Moderate coffee drinkers (3-5 cups/day) are less likely to develop Alzheimer's disease later in life than light coffee drinkers (0-2 cups/day).
- Even moderate coffee consumption (3-5 cups per day) reduces the risk of developing dementia.
- Coffee reduces the risk of gallstones and gallbladder disease, in men and women.
- Coffee reduces the risk of contracting Parkinson's disease later in life. In fact, the more coffee, the less likely it is to get Parkinson's
- Coffee helps the liver. It reduces the incidence of cirrhosis, and protects the liver from cancer.
- Coffee reduces the risk of gout in men over the age of 40.
- Coffee contains methylpyridinium, an anticancer compound which is formed during the roasting process.
- Coffee reduces the risk of diabetes up to 60%.
- Coffee is a good headache relief (because of the caffeine)
- Coffee works also as asthma relief (caffeine again)
- And again coffee is good cavity protection (because of anti-bacterial and anti-adhesive properties of compounds within coffee)
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10 August 2011 @ 12:44 am
Margaret Atwood
I would like to watch you sleeping,
which may not happen.
I would like to watch you,
sleeping. I would like to sleep
with you, to enter
your sleep as its smooth dark wave
slides over my head
and walk with you through that lucent
wavering forest of bluegreen leaves
with its watery sun & three moons
towards the cave where you must descend,
towards your worst fear
I would like to give you the silver
branch, the small white flower, the one
word that will protect you
from the grief at the center
of your dream, from the grief
at the center. I would like to follow
you up the long stairway
again & become
the boat that would row you back
carefully, a flame
in two cupped hands
to where your body lies
beside me, and you enter
it as easily as breathing in
I would like to be the air
that inhabits you for a moment
only. I would like to be that unnoticed
& that necessary.
09 August 2011 @ 09:31 am
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
A week later..... a letter from "home"
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
source: http://deardad.pen.io/
15 May 2011 @ 11:45 am
Sooooo this is my horoscope again.... aaand as the first part is always the overwiew, the other three are labeled as love, energy and career... now i have mixed them up... so u can just guess which one belongs to each label... :P
Yes, I guess I have some dangerous mood... lol
This particular astrological time period should come with a mandatory warning label to be worn by the temporary purveyor of said energy until the effects have passed. What might that label read? 'For your own safety, avoid irritating me -- and if you do, hide the scissors.
A certain higher-up is about to learn what happens when you're pushed just a tad too far. Before you open your mouth, consider whether you can afford to burn this bridge.
Find something to do with all that red-hot energy you'll be carting around. Make sure it's physical. Really physical. Strenuous, even.
Restraining yourself may be tough, but it will definitely be easier than the apologies you'll need to make if you let it fly. Hold your breath, if need be.
Yes, I guess I have some dangerous mood... lol
This particular astrological time period should come with a mandatory warning label to be worn by the temporary purveyor of said energy until the effects have passed. What might that label read? 'For your own safety, avoid irritating me -- and if you do, hide the scissors.
A certain higher-up is about to learn what happens when you're pushed just a tad too far. Before you open your mouth, consider whether you can afford to burn this bridge.
Find something to do with all that red-hot energy you'll be carting around. Make sure it's physical. Really physical. Strenuous, even.
Restraining yourself may be tough, but it will definitely be easier than the apologies you'll need to make if you let it fly. Hold your breath, if need be.
12 May 2011 @ 05:49 am
Q: How do you spend the majority of your online time?
Socializing? Reading news? Publishing content? Other activities?
A: Yes, that all. Actually what I'm doing and how do I spend my time when online can be different every day. Depends what I must to do and on my mood. So it starts always with e-mails, studies. Some news. Then searching&listening music, posting something on any of my places, maybe replying comments. Twitter, formspring, facebook, playing games. Making some theme for my multiply page. Hmmm and I forgot messenger and skype... Yes. I spend online a lot of time. Maybe too much. But working on decreasing this time.. Yes, really. Stop laughing. I can do it.
17 April 2011 @ 08:37 am
Q: Describe what your handwriting looks like.
If it were a font, what would it be called?
A: I guess it is hard to describe. So better you look. And I take suggestions for font name.
17 April 2011 @ 08:20 am
I have no tricks. Sometimes i remember, sometimes not. Depends on person, or better i should say, on personality. There are people you can't overlook. And there are ones you need talk more than once. So just one tip. If can't remember, ask. It is always easier to apologize for a bad memory than for messing up someone's name.
